A hilarious, yet frustrating theme and summary of the session’s events in which I failed to capture half the shocks. While some of it was my fault (being unfocused and not seeing bananas on ramps), everything else, there was just no escape, no breaks; every second in 1st was shot down immediately in the slim chances I managed to get out. Where my mega was shocked out, I was trying to beat the shock spam by touching the button to dodge shock and pressed one millimeter to late, losing my mega. I eventually, repeatedly, gave up that race from then, forward. Rush City, I waited at the start to space myself from THOSE UTTER RAPE DOCTORS but it didn’t work. Fed up in a fit of silent rage, I bodyslammed Sanik merely for chasing me with a TC. THAT’LL TEACH HIM TO GET TCS NEAR ME I GUESS.
Next race, I switched to a bike for 2 extremely relaxed, easy races, bringing the magma back down.
Karts are bad on Wiimmfi in these very mixed environments. I’m a bullshit magnet in them. There’s no end to the TCs and uncontrolled, untargeted item spam, which, as shown, renders catching up impossible. Shocks always follow goldens and, just, ugh.